Title: Koihime † Musou ~Doki ☆ Otome Darake no Sangokushi Engi~
Original title: 恋姫†無双~ドキッ☆乙女だらけの三国志演義~
Alias: Koihime Musou ~A Heart-Throbbing, Maidenly Romance of the Three Kingdoms~
Release date: 2007-01-26
English release date: 2011-02-28
Developer: BaseSon
English publisher: MangaGamer
Now let me tell you that I have absolutely no knowledge of “Romance of the Three Kingdoms”. I have not read the book or played countless computer games based on that enormous saga. I am confident though, that it doesn’t really matter, because I think that the game I’m about to review “Koihime Musou” is a close to RotTK as “Tears to Tiara” is to “Mabinogion”. Words “Very loosely based on…” come to my mind.
“Koihime Musou” is probably the most controversial title released by MangaGamer. Sure, “Soul Link”, “Higurashi” and “Kara no Shoujo” generated their own share of unrest, but KM outdid them all. The main reason for the hubbub was that the game was released without voice files. Many well known and expensive seiyuu contributed to this visual novel and the licence cost for a voiced game was too much for MG. Of course, fans created their own voice patch and distributed on various warez sites, but almost a year after an initial release, MangaGamer released a free voice patch and even a hard copy of the voiced game. All is well in the end.
I’ll do away with pretence and will say that I didn’t enjoy the game nearly as much as I expected to. Maybe it’s a case of wrong expectations as I believed that the game will be much more focused on war and battles, but it was a pure romantic comedy instead.
There MUST be a lethal cook in a visual novel (VN rule No. 15). |
To make the game more accessible to an average Japanese person, the developers gave everyone their “true” names that they reserve for especially close persons (and that sounds suspiciously Nihon-like). For example, Kan’u’s true name is Aisha. She assumes Hongou to be a Messenger from Heaven and asks him to be a symbol of peace and unification around whom soldiers and warriors would gather. Kazuto reluctantly agrees and thus the adventure starts.
Battle preparations. |
What I liked the most about KM was the battle scenes. Not only the actual gameplay episodes, but the whole descriptive passages. The starting battles also set me positively as in one instance a voiced character with a distinguished sprite lost her head. It led me to believe that the game was grittier than it really was. During the reminder of the game the only people that lost their heads were the redshirt conscripts. Booo… As I frequently like to tell my friends, the main ingredients for a good work of fiction are blood, guts and brains… When all those components are on the ground or on the wall, that is. KM is sadly lacking in all them, though it had at least one eye-snack.
Formation explanations. |
During subsequent runs you can skip the battles altogether and just enjoy the story, which is a useful feature for completionists. What I was missing, was variety. In times like these I remember an old VN/RPG hybrid “Castle Fantasia 2”. There, depending on the route you followed you fought different battles, so even on subsequent playing sessions you didn’t know what to expect. On the other hand, KM is entirely linear with different scenes appearing only in “Home Base” sequences.
Choose a girl. |
Les Yay! |
It’s regrettable, but there isn’t much character development in the game. Even the main heroines do not noticably grow during the course of your journey. It might be consistent with the final Reveal, but I call bulshit on that.
Kan’u herself is one of the girls you can romance and she also rules the cover for the physical release. She is the very embodiment of tall dark and bishoujo. While one of the strongest generals, she is quite naïve and blushes easily when confronted with vulgar stuff. Aisha is a diligent worker and frequently gets exasperated at Kazuto’s laid back attitude (quite rightly so).
Your doggy looks mighty unhappy. |
Shokatsuryou is a brilliant strategist straight from sage school that presents her services to Hongou’s army in order to make a difference. She is very shy and is easily flustered in the beginning of their interaction. During the course of their journey, Shuri gains more confidence and an ability to freely express herself.
She's a fan of KamaSutra. |
Those are the only routes that you can get, but there are additional fifteen sub-routes, which you can complete during the game. In short, during every “Home Base” you can choose two main heroines to visit (though I always chose one for simplicity’s sake) and three side heroines. So, during every route, you can also finish three sub-routes. As there are so many of those girls, it would be simply implausible to describe them all, but three of them that act as your generals need to be mentioned.
Bachou (Sui), whose clan was destroyed by Gi faction is a formidable warrior and a tomboy, but gets really flustered if someone addresses her as a girl or comments on her looks. At first her stuttering and other unconventional reactions were funny, but they become old by the end of her path.
Watching the Moon. |
Kouchuu (Shion) is a widowed lady ruling a city taken over by Enshou in her last stand. Upon successful rescue of her daughter she will join your territory. She was obviously included as a fetish material for lovers of mature refined ladies… and big boobs. She may be a mature lady, but refined she is not (thank Gods). Shion might be even more lecherous than Sei and is decidedly Machiavellian about her conduct regarding you. She always has this or that matchmaking plan in her head, or just another way to have sex with you.
Sex in public. |
If he is so bloody perfect, why the fact he acts like a lazy retard during the time of war and no one kicks his ass for that. If Robb Stark was sleeping under a tree with Lannister host one li away, he wouldn’t have survived as long as he did. Apparently Kazuto feels no need to be diligent with enemy camping outside his city walls. Bloody hilarious. And everyone follows such a leader without question.
Favourite pastime of your Generals. |
The main problem of the game is the mood dissonance – SOL scenes (lazing around) come at a completely inappropriate time. There is time for bloodshed and time for party, but apparently the characters in this VN do not grasp that. In order to see a realistic war time VN, that still manages to be heartwarming and funny, read “Utawarerumono”.
The main conflict is pretty well thought out and all the vanquished foes join your cause. This creates a situation where there is no clear cut villain to propel the plot (unless you count Seiji). The thing is that while Seiji is a looming menace on the horizon, he doesn't enter the arena as your main adversary until it's the very end of the game. It's disappointing seeing him so underused, but what can you do - not every game gives you Master Therion.
It's a widely known fact that the less a girl wears, the more she is impervious to attacks of various lethality. |
P.S. MangaGamer somehow missed one CG that is still mosaic censored.
Voice acting is very good and there are lots of roles, thus it’s not strange that recording speech was apparently the costliest part of making this novel. Many known actors pitched in and Chousen is voiced by Norio Wakamoto. Honestly, I didn’t even know who the guy is until I Googled him – apparently he plays Father Alexander Anderson in “Hellsing” OVA and did the voice for Augustus in “Demonbane” (both a game and the series). Cool story. On the other hand, BGM was very repetitive and got boring very fast; well, I will at least give bonus points for the music sounding vaguely Chinese in certain instances.
Let's party. |
Links of Interest
Visual Novel Database
Official Japanese site
Download an English demo
Buy a download version of the game at MangaGamer
Buy a physical version of the game at: MangaGamer, J-list, Rightstuf, United Publications, Anime Corner Store.
Koihime Musou combat guide
Final Verdict: 62%
Fun fact: In VN medium, Norio Wakamoto is also the seiyuu for Houzuki in Sharin no Kuni, Takayashiki Hiroshi in Kazoku Keikaku, Paul Radhabinod in Muv-Luv series, Tachibana Heizou in Tsuyokiss, and David in Gekkou no Carnivale.
ReplyDeleteNow I rue the day I picked this game up.
ReplyDeleteSome people DO like the game - there is a reason why Shin Koihime Musou is the most requested game on MG fora. Not me though.
DeleteGuess I qualify as one of those people who really liked it, though the ending bugged me because the creators decided it needed to get weird and metaphoric for reasons that escape me. Also, it irked me that two of the "main" romance companions were loli which have never particularly appealed to me.
DeleteStill, overall I liked it.
Well, Shokatsuryou was not THAT loli - IMHO she was a pretty normal young girl. Rinrin, on the other hand... Let's say they ain't fooling anyone with that "Everyone's 18 or older" propaganda.
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